Apparently some bloke called Mickey Melchiondo from some band called Ween reckons Herr Fripp has no sense of humour what-so-ever and would be the least fun person to be with in the history of the Universe. Of course, we know otherwise - we know that the glorious leader has oft-adopted the pseudonym "Chuckles" and was once rumoured to be the culprit behind the theft of Bob Monkhouse's jokebook and helping Keith Chegwin to steal jokes from other comedians.

But read the little twat being a complete arse-hat here.